Australia and the Porn Question

Well here's a note of caution of you're planning a trip 'down under' anytime soon. Australia has apparently introduced a new requirement for those incoming to customs. The card new asks if you are carrying porn. This would include those cock shots you keep on your phone or the video you made of yourself and your partner getting up to all sorts of fun on a recent trip. Let's not even mention your laptop...Read the full story here.

I always end up sat next to people who don't speak the language and after working through the various Canada immigration farm queries with a Polish passenger (I made the relevant animal noises), I am terrified of how I will explain the porn question to someone on my next trip to Oz. Wanking hand gestures? Moaning noises? Oh, it's all too terrible to contemplate.

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